Tuesday 28 September 2004

Conkers

conkers

Yesterday, I taught the kids how to play conkers. There's a horse chestnut tree at R*'s school so the kids there collect them but they don't know how to play conkers so I figured I would teach her this most English of games. As a kid, I had my five seconds of fame playing in a conker competition with the shattering of my conker being broadcast on local TV news. My opponent went on to win the competition with a very seasoned seven year old indestructable conker.

On Sunday, we trooped down to Windsor Great Park and collected a bag of them. It's a little early in the season but wasn't hard to find some. At home, I attached the strings and we were ready to play.

I was soon reminded it can be rather painful to play conkers. It's easy to whack yourself. R* even went and put on her skateboarding pads. After I lost to R*, I set the kids up with a hanging conker to practise on but unfortunately, Kieran whacked himself in the nose and head! So, ok, maybe there's a good reason conkers isn't played much!

Still, I might keep some conkers in a dark corner of a cupboard. They could prove useful in several years.

4 comments:

  1. R* took the conkers to school and caused quite a stir when she and her best friend played them during the break. Teachers and students cheered them on but they got embarassed and ran away.

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  2. Goggles for conkers?


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/3712764.stm

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  3. Hey, there's a World Conker Championship. Just might try and go to it next year.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/northamptonshire/3732460.stm

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  4. If you need any more conkers, we've got a whole drive full of the bl**dy things.


    When I was a kid, conkers was a really popular game, but many schools banned it due to injuries and broken windows.

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